Disc Golf, Engineered
to Perfection (almost)
Welcome to Benson Birdies: where every disc is selected with surgical precision—and then thrown directly into the first available tree. Prestige. Expertise. And a little bit of humility.
Engineering Marvels (Mostly)
Disc Golf Gear, Reimagined for the Discerning (and the Distracted)
Our boutique collection blends precision architecture with accidental comedy. Every product is crafted for peak performance—unless distracted by squirrels, wind, or Charlotte’s infamous first-tree magnetism.
- Aerodynamic Perfection
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Discs engineered by experts to slice through Charlotte air—usually en route to the nearest tree. Glide like a champion, land like a legend (in the rough).
- Boutique Precision
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Hand-selected gear curated with architectural rigor—so elegant you'll almost forget your forehand is a public spectacle.
- Flock-Tested Durability
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Our gear survives rigorous field testing (and the occasional cartwheel after a tragic ricochet). If it’s Benson-approved, it’s probably indestructible—or at least, easily replaced.
Elite Engineering, Modest Mishaps: Memberships
Our pricing options are meticulously architected for the discerning disc golfer—though we can't guarantee you won't still hit the first tree.
Compare our plans and select your preferred level of prestigious misadventure.
Personal Par Plan
$49 /month
- 1 disc (guaranteed to hit a tree)
- 1 luxury towel (for tears)
- Access to The Flock newsletter
Team Triple-Bogey Bundle
$139 /month
- 4 discs (for maximum tree coverage)
- 2 luxury towels (for group therapy)
- Exclusive club patch
- VIP access to The Archive Sale
Birdies & Blunders
"Benson Birdies fitted me with a disc so advanced, I now hit trees I never knew existed. Five stars for both precision and humility."
"Their gear makes me feel like a design prodigy—until the first putt. At least I look elite while searching for my disc in the creek."
"The boutique vibe is so refined, I nearly forgot to triple-bogey hole one. Where else can you get discs and existential advice?"
Frequently Asked Questions
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Start by analyzing flight paths, wind currents, and disc aerodynamics—then accept the tree as your lifelong mentor. If you don't hit the first available trunk, you're simply not trying hard enough.
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Our selection is curated like a museum—if museums allowed slipping on banana peels in the lobby. Expect rare, premium discs (and perhaps a misplaced rubber chicken).
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Absolutely. Step 1: Grip the disc like a seasoned architect holds blueprints. Step 2: Let go at the entirely wrong moment. Step 3: Blame the wind, the sun, and your shoes.
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Yes! Visit us in Charlotte, NC. Marvel at our architectural shelving—and watch as we accidentally knock over a display while demonstrating the perfect putt. It's all part of the experience.
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Indeed. Join The Flock for exclusive perks, engineered camaraderie, and the occasional group discussion on why our putters always find the water. Prestige has never slipped on so many banana peels.